22 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex.

  1. 1.You can GET chocolate.
    2. "If you love me you'll swallowthat" has real meaning with chocolate.
    3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
    4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
    5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
    6. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
    7. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.
    8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called names.
    9.The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
    10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during work hours without upsetting your workmates.
    11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
    12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
    13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
    14. With chocolate there is no need to fake it.
    15. Good chocolate is easy to find.
    16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
    17. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
    18. When you have chocolate it doesn't keep the neighbours awake.
    19. With chocolate size doesn't matter, it's always good.
    20. You don't have to BEG to get chocolate.
    21. Chocolate doesn't keep you awake yakking after you've had it.
    22. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on Monday morning.

 

 

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